Verb - To perform a menial or undesirable task with little hope of a positive outcome.
Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.
Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.
Verb - "Man, I slodged through that multidimensional astroquantum multivariable chemistry assignment last night, I'm really tired.
Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."
Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."
by slackwarelinuxuser December 6, 2007
Get the slodge mug.An onomatopoeic word describing the fit of one object inside another, especially in a sexual context. Comes from the sound made by lubricated flesh when creating a vacuum.
"Slodge it in."
"Just slodge it between those two."
"I gave her a good slodging last night."
"It made that delightful slodging sound."
"Just slodge it between those two."
"I gave her a good slodging last night."
"It made that delightful slodging sound."
by AlexBunny March 22, 2010
Get the Slodge mug.N. An unappealing concoction of various household food items that forms a hot meal for the poor, lazy, or both.
Want to try my slodge? I used spaghetti, tuna, black olives, butter, eggs, and ramen beef seasoning.
by Wurdzwerth November 5, 2010
Get the slodge mug.The smelly, sticky, gooey, dirty, distinctive smelling, esturine mangrove mud, that settles, tidal layer by tidal layer, inside an abandoned boat wreck.
The slodge adhered to him tenaciously, and it's distinctive smell lingered long after he had left the wreck.
by Lipharam March 4, 2019
Get the Slodge mug.Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.
by PWS27 May 3, 2017
Get the brain sludge mug.A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.
Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016
Get the Sludge Cannon mug.A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.
“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”
by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023
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