Usually a person with the name starting with s.... And most commenly german, they allways have the urge to insert fruit such as "pineapples" into there anus. And 99% of these special creatures are homosexuals
slodgy is a term most commonly used to describe poos that contain some hardened chunks of poo burried within that lovely wet exterior. However, sometimes these chunks can stick out of the side and be seen fairly clearly. The most common cause for slodgy poos are consuming too many bum hairs, the stinkier the bum hairs the more chance you will have slodgy poos when you go to the bathroom.