slocial life 

Social activities carried out with others in the online world Second Life. Refers to any activity that you would describe as a social life if you carried it out in the real world. May also be written as "SLocial life."

I was stuck in a hotel on my own for a month. Thank goodness I brought my slocial life with me.

slocial life by Papangelo Decosta October 21, 2007

Social Life 

A social life is a serious condition that involves an excessive amount of time spent with others. Some symptoms include friendships, partying, sexual relationships, and sexual intercourse. Social lives are dangerous because they can create a loss of video game progress, an important form of development, and they cause a gradual loss of fine-motor skills that are critical for gaming. People with a social life often drink excessively, which can cause a higher amount of alcohol in the blood. Sexual intercourse can dangerously result in sexually-transmitted diseases. These are just some of the many symptoms of a social life.

Diagnostic Criteria

The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.

The sufferer spends too much time with others.

The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.

The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.

If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.

John got a girlfriend, so rapid intervention was imperative to cure him of a social life.

Social Life by Jack41EL November 28, 2013

your social life

something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.

“Bro do you have a social life?”

“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”

“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”

your social life by The Kinky person April 18, 2020

Social life 

You probably don't have one if you are online reading this now.

You don't have a social life.

Social life by Jnelsonmarka March 21, 2007

social life 

Something you don't have

Do you really need an example because you don't have a social life

social life by damb_man November 2, 2017

social life 

torture dressed as fun

Don't mind the ribbing man, it's just that social life...

social life by wriggler February 21, 2005

undefined social life 

1. The idea of having a social life does not exist in the person's mind. Where the idea of having friends, the concern of not having friends and dating is inconceivable and is of not existence. The reason being is that person has never been predisposed to it in the first place, so the idea of not having friends does not bother him or her. In other words, take for example the Sims computer game. It's like having a sim that has no social bar on the needs indicator. By having an undefined social life, the person does not have to worry about maintaining friendships, giving gifts, working out relationships,losing, nor betraying friends. Because the person who has and undefined social life has nothing to lose. It's like dividing a number by zero when it comes to determining the number of friends an undefined social life person has.

John has never had friends; he does everything by himself. He must have an undefined social life because he is always happy doing things by himself. Whenever someone asks John if he has ever had a girlfriend, he just looks at them weird at complete and utter confusion.

undefined social life by AJHM June 5, 2007