Slobovian 

Current or Former residents of European countries formerly on Eastern Side of the "Iron Curtain". Due to their Slobovian Heritage and nature, these individuals live in a different plane of existance regardless their current country of occupation.

Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,

"The Slobovian went to the 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes and to try out the lighters."

Slobovian by The Elk July 4, 2007

slobovian 

one who is a slob. messy.

Slobovians never clean up the tea they spill on the counter.

slobovian by omorris November 10, 2009

Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

Slobovian consulate by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Slobovia 

The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.

Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!

Slobovia by I, Wreckerrr September 26, 2020

Slobovia 

Slobovia is a mythical homeland of the Slobs. It provides a handy excuse for sloppiness.

Hey, of course my desk is sloppy, it is a national tradition of Slobovia, my ancestral homeland! Proud home of the Slobs, you bigot!!

Slobovia by I, Wreckerrr September 14, 2020

Slobodan

The direct translation for "Slobodan" is to be *free* or *cavalier*.

A Slobodan is a chivalrous man who is gentle and attentive to the needs of his woman. Slobodan is a one girl kind of guy who is wholeheartedly devoted to the one he has chosen to spend his life with. A Slobodan is GORGEOUS - a masculine man with gorgeous eyes and a spectacular, chiseled body.

A Slobodan is desired by a great many women as he is the perfect combination of gentleman aligned with his authoritative and protective nature.

Slobodan is intelligent, insightful, strong and proud with a powerful presence. Slobodan gets what he wants and he does not let it out of sight.

Slobodan's sole focus is on his girl. No one else in the world matters.

Slobodan makes one feel like a real woman.

Slobodan is genuinely the nicest person you'll ever meet.

Every girl dreams of marrying a "Slobodan" and every guy wishes he had his rockin bod

Slobodan by imsomebody January 25, 2013

Slobovia 

A pig pen or dump in which said slob is reigning queen/king.

My room is so disgusting, I feel like the upper Slobovian princess.

Slobovia by Karolyn May 2, 2005