1 definition by The Elk
Current or Former residents of European countries formerly on Eastern Side of the "Iron Curtain". Due to their Slobovian Heritage and nature, these individuals live in a different plane of existance regardless their current country of occupation.
Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,
Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,
by The Elk June 9, 2007