slobese 

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

slobese by archimedest July 22, 2006

sobese 

Extreme Obesity.

"So Obese"

Damn daniel is sobese!

sobese by DOPE *87* September 26, 2009

slowbese 

a random word meaning slow and obese that i made up one day

Henry is slowbese

slowbese by Tim April 29, 2004

Sobese 

What one calls someone who is so obese. Just another, snazzier way of saying extremely obese. Generally used while not in the presence of said obese person.

Joseph: "Damn, son, look at the chick over there yonder. She has rolls on her rolls"
Jim: "I feel you broseph, she is sobese."

Sobese by LemonZest January 31, 2014

slobee 

"Slobee" any great looking handsome guy. who was a typical ugly duckling in his childhood. he has slowly matured into a gorgouse looking swan and has not realised yet the transformation has taken place. or aware that women find him adorable and extremely attractive. he creates a buzz around him everywhere he go's.

Girl says to her friend or friends - what a "slobee" I went too school with him and he looked like he fell out of the ugly tree - and totaly clueless!
look at him now he's so sexy i would love too get a bit off him.

slobee by ajd1012 October 29, 2013

slobservation 

(noun) Something important that you notice, but are too lazy to do a damn thing about. (v. to slobserve)

Ted: "Hey, would'ya look at that... This car is on fire. That might be unsafe. .... ... Oh well!"

Rob: "That's a great slobservation, Ted."

slobservation by stephafafa July 17, 2011

sloberer 

Sloberer- The name given to a person who engages in the act of oral sex whilst sober.

Etymology: The slurred, drunken, contracted form of 'Sober Blowjob Giver' resulted in the formation of this word.

Noun: Slober - The act itself

"You don't even drink and you did it! Damn sloberers giving slobers like there's no tomorrow!"

"Awwww, man, I can't believe you gave him a slober last night at that party! That is gross!"

sloberer by Zumoid November 30, 2009