slowbese

a random word meaning slow and obese that i made up one day

Henry is slowbese

by Tim April 29, 2004

snowbese

During the winter when you can't tell if a person is overweight or it's just the puffy jacket.

Lady 1: OMG has she gained weight
Lady 2: Nope. It's that damn down jacket making her look snowbese

by Superdopatropic March 15, 2015

slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006