slobservation

(noun) Something important that you notice, but are too lazy to do a damn thing about. (v. to slobserve)

Ted: "Hey, would'ya look at that... This car is on fire. That might be unsafe. .... ... Oh well!"

Rob: "That's a great slobservation, Ted."

slobservation by stephafafa July 17, 2011

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Snobservation

A noun.
An act of recognizing and noting a fact or occurrence by an individual who has an offensive air of superiority in matters of knowledge or taste.

While expressing her disdain for the local music, Diana could not help but make constant snobservations regarding the venue and the locals.

Snobservation by TuppercaseCuppercase December 13, 2008

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Snobservation

A noun.

An overused observation that is not profound yet is provided with an air of profundity and provides little or no substance to the matter or situation being observed.

Upon hearing Brandon complain about his malfunctioning iPhone and how his soup was too hot, Erin chimed in with one of her many snobservations: "<sigh> FIRST. WORLD. PROBLEMS."

Snobservation by Erin Brandon September 20, 2011

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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