Definitions by archimedest

Eastern Orthodox 

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

Eastern Orthodox by archimedest September 7, 2008

anal 

a formed piece of metal, with a broad head and a shank that tapers to a point--

The carpenter said, "I have a hammer but I need anal."
So I gave him anal and he smiled.

anal by archimedest September 16, 2006

urbantage 

an advantage that comes of living in a city.

Country bumpkin: Wow! So many bookstores and movie theatres and restaurants!

City dewller: Simple urbantages, my friend.

urbantage by archimedest September 11, 2006

Wal-Martinez

A Wal-Mart store in Mexico

Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.

Wal-Martinez by archimedest September 11, 2006

paid programming 

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

paid programming by archimedest September 11, 2006

rap 

When nobody understands what you're saying, so you say it again and again, in 4/4 time.

1. What he say?
2. Dunno. Wuz rap to me.

rap by archimedest August 10, 2006

Eastern Orthodox 

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

Eastern Orthodox by archimedest August 2, 2006