International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006

the hood

1. that which covers the engine of a car, typically made of metal, and opened via a latch within the automobile; 2. a garment covering the head.

Not to be confused with 'hood (c.v.)

1. To change the oil in his car, he first had to lift the hood. 2. Superman wears a cape that has no hood.

by archimedest July 25, 2006

paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

by archimedest August 02, 2006

Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

rap

When nobody understands what you're saying, so you say it again and again, in 4/4 time.

1. What he say?
2. Dunno. Wuz rap to me.

by archimedest August 10, 2006