urbantage

an advantage that comes of living in a city.

Country bumpkin: Wow! So many bookstores and movie theatres and restaurants!

City dewller: Simple urbantages, my friend.

by archimedest August 23, 2006

Daeth

Dyslexic for 'Death'.

Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.

by archimedest July 25, 2006

International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006

rap

When nobody understands what you're saying, so you say it again and again, in 4/4 time.

1. What he say?
2. Dunno. Wuz rap to me.

by archimedest August 10, 2006

pectation

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

by archimedest July 28, 2006

internet

If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

by archimedest July 26, 2006

the hood

1. that which covers the engine of a car, typically made of metal, and opened via a latch within the automobile; 2. a garment covering the head.

Not to be confused with 'hood (c.v.)

1. To change the oil in his car, he first had to lift the hood. 2. Superman wears a cape that has no hood.

by archimedest July 25, 2006