sleebed

When you are not quite tired, but still would like to tell people that you would like to sleep.

I am somewhat tired, in fact, I need to go to sleebed

by Sam-the-man April 21, 2018

Short-Sleeved Genius

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

by briantroy December 2, 2009

Sleeked

Sleeked - meaning slimy and/or sneaky. Reserved use for someone of extremely reprehensible morals.

That fella is one sleeked cunt!

by peter_venkman March 2, 2010

sleeber

The MOST sleeby person you know. An expert sleeper. A master of naps. Someone who can sleep at the drop of a hat anytime anywhere.

Cindy sat down for just a second and is already out cold. She's just a tiny sleeber!

by BKValuemeal May 18, 2021

Short-sleeved magician

a person who does something that you see coming.

Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."

by Lopez, Brook July 7, 2010

sleered

The feeling of sleepy and bored at the same time. Usually happen during work when you forgot to bring your headset.

Dude.. I was so sleered today

by roadchief October 16, 2013

sleeved

To be covered in tattoos down any appendage. There are "sleeves", which usually refer to arm tattoos that go from shoulder to wrist, "half sleeves" which go from either write to elbow or elbow to shoulder and "leg sleeves", whcih typically cover half or all of a person's leg.

I saw this crazy Giger tattoo that covered a guy's arm. He said he loved being sleeved with Giger.

by Denis Baldwin February 16, 2004