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sleading 

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.
Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

Club house seating 

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.
Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.
Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels
The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.
sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

slatington special 

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it
We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.
slatington special by dogs bower February 18, 2006

Sweating like a priest in a playground! 

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

pig sweating 

Sweating incredibly bad while doing absolutely no physical activity.
Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.
pig sweating by K49 December 14, 2009