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slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.
banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

SlapStick 

SlapStick by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003

slamstick 

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.
I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.
slamstick by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003

Slapstick 

1)Slapstick is a type of comedy relating exaggerated physical violence and activities which go beyond the boundaries of ordinary sense
2) the thing hanging between a male's legs that is commonly slaped
1)billy enjoyed the wathing the slapstick comedy
2)Alex Nelson feverishly played with his slapstick, becouse he's tired of being called teo pump
two-pump
Slapstick by The Twin December 21, 2009

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
Slapstick Chapstick by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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