slavasaurus

A slav who is old as fuck

The slavasaurus makes for the best hate-crime target because they are too weak and fragile and hated to defend themselves or for their mysterious death to result in legal consequences for you. Some day soon, we will hopefully suceed in our holy mission to eradicate all slavish lifeforms from this once pristine slav-free planet.

slavasaurus by Bad C dev September 30, 2021

Slutasaurus Rex 

The queen of all sluts.

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

Slutasaurus Rex by Cory Medland (C Mak) April 25, 2003

scabasaurus 

(n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably

Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us

Brandon is a scabasaurus.

scabasaurus by tom and joe May 12, 2008

Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.

I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.

Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

slagasaurus 

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.

"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."

slagasaurus by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008

Slagasaurous Rex 

A combination of a skank, slut, whore, hoe, and a T-Rex.

Person 1: OMG she totally stripped in class!

Person 2: My boyfriend broke up with me just to watch!

Person 1: What a Slagasaurous Rex!

Slagasaurous Rex by random people that love you January 3, 2011

Slopasaurus 

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.

Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!

Slopasaurus by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011