slaustic

When someone looks ugly but you don’t wanna sound mean or offensive

mosi: yoooo u seen that girl in the groupchat? she looks slaustic

dee: i know bro. had me stillegered

by lowwkeedee April 8, 2023

slapsticky

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.

Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"

by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

SlapStick

Comedy based on violence

by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003

slamstick

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.

I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.

by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003

Slapstick

1)Slapstick is a type of comedy relating exaggerated physical violence and activities which go beyond the boundaries of ordinary sense
2) the thing hanging between a male's legs that is commonly slaped

1)billy enjoyed the wathing the slapstick comedy
2)Alex Nelson feverishly played with his slapstick, becouse he's tired of being called teo pump
two-pump

by The Twin December 21, 2009

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019