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slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.
banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

slavetical 

Bad-ass mofo who's got his krunk shit together. The main meat in the stew.
"slavetical iz all like, phreakin' bustin it today."
slavetical by slavetical May 28, 2003

Slapstick 

1)Slapstick is a type of comedy relating exaggerated physical violence and activities which go beyond the boundaries of ordinary sense
2) the thing hanging between a male's legs that is commonly slaped
1)billy enjoyed the wathing the slapstick comedy
2)Alex Nelson feverishly played with his slapstick, becouse he's tired of being called teo pump
two-pump
Slapstick by The Twin December 21, 2009

Sloptical illusion

When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease
"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"
Sloptical illusion by Odiz January 30, 2010