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Dick Slanger
A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
Dick Slanger by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018
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Slaggerhoth
a rather ugly female who is somehow capable of controlling a significant other and consuming all his resources (money, weed, time, etc.) by means of sucking a mean dick.
Man, Mike's really locked down with that Slaggerhoth. He pays her rent, smokes her out AND eats her pussy!!!!
Slaggerhoth by otownsmokedown September 11, 2009
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Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.
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