slappet

An object or material used in everyday life

Chuck us that big slappet of chicken.

Now thats a nice slappet.

by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005

slapperdoodle

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

by drbone August 29, 2013

cell slapped

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.

Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Slapper Fockers

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Slapped By Legal

Another way of saying 'You will be sued' or 'I am going to get my lawers'
Mostly known from Danny Gonzalez's second channel '2 Danny 2 Furious' video 'getting slapped by legal :/'

"He's about to get slapped by legal for using our face"

by MugManNumber932 November 1, 2020

Mirror slapper

A pimple so big that when you pop it, it spews out onto the mirror.

That giant pimple is gonna be a mirror slapper for sure.

by PESHI August 30, 2022