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Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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slapitizer 

when you slap someone with hand sanitizer freshly applied
I just got slapitizered with the new Bath and Body Works scent.
slapitizer by mugglesRlame November 6, 2019

scrappetizer 

The invariable argument you get into with your spouse before going out to dinner...
"Sue, how was dinner last night??? Dinner was great, except for the scrappetizer I had with Pete because he said my ass looked big in my jeans!
scrappetizer by Abe Cardenas July 1, 2008

snappetizer

taking an provocative picture and send it to another person to entice them for a future encounter of a sexual nature.
i can't wait to be off of work, this day is dragging on and i can't stop thinking about you, so here's a snappetizer to keep you occupied for a little while till i get there.
snappetizer by sweetresidue April 28, 2014

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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