Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

slapitizer

when you slap someone with hand sanitizer freshly applied

I just got slapitizered with the new Bath and Body Works scent.

by mugglesRlame November 6, 2019

scrappetizer

The invariable argument you get into with your spouse before going out to dinner...

"Sue, how was dinner last night??? Dinner was great, except for the scrappetizer I had with Pete because he said my ass looked big in my jeans!

by Abe Cardenas July 1, 2008

snappetizer

taking an provocative picture and send it to another person to entice them for a future encounter of a sexual nature.

i can't wait to be off of work, this day is dragging on and i can't stop thinking about you, so here's a snappetizer to keep you occupied for a little while till i get there.

by sweetresidue April 28, 2014