The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
It is the unique mixing of Swag and Magic. To correctly understand SwagMagic one must have a firm grasp of the concepts behind its birth. However, I digress. SwagMagic is a force of nature on par with the legendary Dr.Pepper Springs. You can not fight it, as it is already a piece of you that is vital to living. More important than your left kidney. Do not doubt the power of SwagMagic.
Dr.Pepper is Swagtastically Magical.
"How'd you become so amazing?" "Honestly?... SwagMagic."
Swag Magic Awesome Skill Points Nintendo
A digital photograph taken within a video game. Coined by Rockstar Games in GTA V the term has become synonymous with any video game photos. Very popular past time for Instagram/ Twitter douche bags with too much fucking time on their hands and genitals.
I took this awesome snapmatic yesterday of the new DLC car in GTA. If you look closely you can see my desperation for actual good content hidden subtly in the background.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.