The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
It is the unique mixing of Swag and Magic. To correctly understand SwagMagic one must have a firm grasp of the concepts behind its birth. However, I digress. SwagMagic is a force of nature on par with the legendary Dr.Pepper Springs. You can not fight it, as it is already a piece of you that is vital to living. More important than your left kidney. Do not doubt the power of SwagMagic.
Dr.Pepper is Swagtastically Magical.
"How'd you become so amazing?" "Honestly?... SwagMagic."
Swag Magic Awesome Skill Points Nintendo
A digital photograph taken within a video game. Coined by Rockstar Games in GTA V the term has become synonymous with any video game photos. Very popular past time for Instagram/ Twitter douche bags with too much fucking time on their hands and genitals.
I took this awesome snapmatic yesterday of the new DLC car in GTA. If you look closely you can see my desperation for actual good content hidden subtly in the background.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.