slap witch

A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.

*Slap* Will you STFU you STUPID Slap Witch!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

witch slap

To strike a loud, nagging crone with the back of the hand in order to stop her cruel laughter.

A term in use for a undetermined time in English , but with roots in 17th century french.

The cuckolded husband found his evil harpy of a wife in bed with his brother. Her cackling at his pain and shame was to much for him to bare; he witch slapped her into unconsciousness.

by The Iron Duke. February 17, 2010

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

slapwich

a slapwich is the exact moment when your two hands come together and meet someones face.

"I just gave him a slapwich." Computer not working? Give it a slapwich.

by swrkrtude November 14, 2012

slapwatching

The act of slapping pounding someone with a slapwatch. There are many kinds of slapwatching such as double slapwatching, ankle slapwatching, triple slapwatching, neck slapwatching and much more. (CAUTION: SLAPWATCHING MAY BE PAINFUL IF USED CORRECTLY)

Sarah Adler was slapwatching Livi Schilsky very hard in the leg after Livi slapwatched Sarah in the wrist; or; wat time is it? SLAPWATCH

by slapwatchesaregreat January 9, 2011