Definitions by Jezmondo
Rug Stalker
Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him
J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
Rug Stalker by Jezmondo November 29, 2007
slap witch
A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.
slap witch by Jezmondo November 29, 2007