slap monkey

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.

Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.

by CDSmith1967 July 11, 2008

Slapping the monkey

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

by Shamingo June 18, 2011

Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 6, 2005

slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

by Allie222 April 13, 2008

slap your monkey

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

by meat_beater February 27, 2015

monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.

dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy August 16, 2006

Monkey Slaps

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017