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1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.

Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
by CDSmith1967 July 10, 2008
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