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when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy August 15, 2006
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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A backhanded slap in the vagina.
Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.
by Bananular October 05, 2006
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A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.
The bitch looked at me funny. So I monkey slapped her.
by JeffL October 18, 2003
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While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.
by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009
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Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.
After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.
by sickpuppy37 December 19, 2010
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