slamptart

A side chick or side bae who is known around town as a slut or hoe as well.

Didn't know you and Julie we're dating. No..Julie is a common slamptart i met through the Frat.

by pooprae December 8, 2014

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

Slamtastic

Of or pertaining to something extremely awesome and/or fantastic to the highest degree.

Wow! That party was Slamtastic!!

by Slam Not C July 12, 2009

sloptart

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded

At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

slaptard

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

slaptastic

Good, as opposed to bad.

Trackstar's new album is hella slaptastic.

by To' October 22, 2006

Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.

Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!

by Jeff December 7, 2003