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The act of getting screwed very hard. Synonyms: stuck, drilled, and railed.
Man...That chick is fixing to get slampt. That chick got slampt last night.
slampt by Jason Hammonds September 9, 2005
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Slamposium 

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.
While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.
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slumptacion 

A GREAT ship, if you have Wattpad look up slumptacion..
Stokeley: Ah, Jahseh throw that shit back.
Jahseh: Ok, Stokeley Pokeley.

Reader: Slumptacion is so great.
slumptacion by Thefanficwriter November 11, 2018
Verb; The act of being so black out drunk you pass out in spots that are normally not meant for sleeping. Often times the individual looks like they are in a coma or dead.
-You see your friend, Jon, passed out on the kitchen table after a long night of binge drinking

"Damn, he's fucking slumpt"
Slumpt by Mitocondria September 21, 2014

slaptual music

Slaptual music is like healing through music. A good slaptual song is Stay In My Lane by Stuck In A Tree.
slaptual music by Janettials February 21, 2023

Slampanion 

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.
Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'
Slampanion by P.N. March 30, 2010

slampede 

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede
All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!
slampede by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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