A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.

Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3

Fairy Of Shampoo by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022

Related Words

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Slamposium

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

Slamposium by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012

Shampoo a buffalo

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!

When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

Shampoo a buffalo by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Fairy of shampoo

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…

•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her

Fairy of shampoo by _yours_ November 20, 2021

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017

Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

Wood Shampoo by Paladin. October 24, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026