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Samboner 

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
Samboner by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Shamboner 

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.
"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."
Shamboner by Bry P. June 12, 2016

Slambone 

(1) To describe hardcore sex that can be defined as sick nasty, nailed to the wall, or railing of the opposite sex

(2) To describe someone of the opposite sex as extremely hot or doable.

(3) To describe an extremely satisfying action or situation.
Most preferably used as: Slambonein

Other uses:

(1) Slambone

(2) Slamboned

(3) Slamboneing

(4) Slamtastic

Example sentences:

(1) Damn that girl was slambonein!

(2) Damn, last night was a sick nasty, nailed to the wall, slambonein night!

(3) I was slambonein that girl last night!
Slambone by Rav8es July 14, 2009

Scrambone 

1) Something that is totally awesome, rad, or even hella good.

2) A small nation in the former Soviet Union.

3) Inflated rabbits.

Scrambone originated in the darkest depths of Asia, where it is said that warrior monks once used it to describe how their food tasted. Usually... the food was good. Not always, mind you. Also, Klang the Unconquerable often used it while riding around naked in the year 1632.
Boy, that new videoarcadegamesystemconsole is scrambone!
Scrambone by RogerSmith June 21, 2004

shamboneed 

(pronounced sham-bo-need) the act of getting screwed, robbed, or downright fucked over.
Dude 1: "You end up taking that girl home last night?"

Dude 2: "Ya dude I did but she ended up passing out and pissing on my couch"

Dude 1: "Damn dude you got straight up shamboneed"
shamboneed by thebeezneez December 11, 2011

Shambone 

Short for "shame-boner"; A hard on one gets from something their ashamed of.
I got a real shambone from making my girl cry
Shambone by NewOrleanWolverine April 8, 2020