shamboneed

(pronounced sham-bo-need) the act of getting screwed, robbed, or downright fucked over.

Dude 1: "You end up taking that girl home last night?"

Dude 2: "Ya dude I did but she ended up passing out and pissing on my couch"

Dude 1: "Damn dude you got straight up shamboneed"

by thebeezneez December 11, 2011

Shamboner

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.

"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."

by Bry P. June 12, 2016

Shambone

Short for "shame-boner"; A hard on one gets from something their ashamed of.

I got a real shambone from making my girl cry

by NewOrleanWolverine April 8, 2020

Shamboney

A flavored dildo, magnificently large. It’s different from the rest, and every one loves it.

“I can’t wait to use my beloved shamboney tonight” Richard replied

by Hebycreepy December 29, 2020

shamboree

sham-bo-ree n.

A noisy international drunken gathering of banter, flirtling and general crazyiness involving multiple hats.

Invented by S and E.
(no one knows their true identity)

"The Sunday Hat Shamboree"

A world class gathering of the most important influential people higher than most known governments. Held once a every Sunday in a secret location, decisions and plans are set forth around the revolving influences of multiple hats,screech and the all powerful tiki.

by S and E July 29, 2008

Shabonked

Failing, fumbled, executed in the wrong manner.

"Did you shabonk the test?" "I shabonked that test" "I shabonked when talking to that girl"

by Sillyfellasdream March 22, 2024