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Sameerism 

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
Sameerism by JonnyJay September 25, 2006
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Stauberism

A form of art in which the delightfully odd and nonsensical is appreciated.
Let's listen to some Stauberism!
Sure thing, what about listening to Jack Stauber?
Stauberism by woodendoors7 November 23, 2020

Sameerism 

Hugh: "Hey Jeff, how was last night?"
Jeff: "Ahh man, it was amazing. I met the most incredible girl. Honestly she's the girl of my dreams."
Hugh (shaking his head): "Such a sameerism"
Sameerism by Coffee Kevin January 4, 2017

Slayerism 

Slayerism - A term of endearment used to describe an epic moment of metal, in reference to one of the greatest metal bands of all time.
Person A: "just convinced my mum to get me an ESP F-100 for ma crimbo"

Person B: "haha sweet"

A: " It's like Tom Araya's bass... but a guitar."

B: "Thats like an orgasm with strings right??"

A:" yep. combined with a kerry king mini amp. Instant slayerism
Slayerism by Izzy_gets_Busy January 20, 2009

Stauberism

The feeling of confusion, melancholy, and interest after seeing a meaningful Jack Stauber short...
hmm, that short animation I just watched called "Help" by Jack Stauber really got me feeling stauberism.
Stauberism by TelevisionCore November 25, 2021

Slackerism 

belief in slacking off when the boss is out.
When speaking to one of my managers I might say "Hello Nikki, please see me after you follow up with your agents productivity reports during your absence yesterday. I sense some slackerism over there."