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Sameerism 

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.
"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
Sameerism by JonnyJay September 25, 2006

Stauberism

A form of art in which the delightfully odd and nonsensical is appreciated.
Let's listen to some Stauberism!
Sure thing, what about listening to Jack Stauber?
Stauberism by woodendoors7 November 23, 2020

Sameerism 

Hugh: "Hey Jeff, how was last night?"
Jeff: "Ahh man, it was amazing. I met the most incredible girl. Honestly she's the girl of my dreams."
Hugh (shaking his head): "Such a sameerism"
Sameerism by Coffee Kevin January 4, 2017

Slayerism 

Slayerism - A term of endearment used to describe an epic moment of metal, in reference to one of the greatest metal bands of all time.
Person A: "just convinced my mum to get me an ESP F-100 for ma crimbo"

Person B: "haha sweet"

A: " It's like Tom Araya's bass... but a guitar."

B: "Thats like an orgasm with strings right??"

A:" yep. combined with a kerry king mini amp. Instant slayerism
Slayerism by Izzy_gets_Busy January 20, 2009

Stauberism

The feeling of confusion, melancholy, and interest after seeing a meaningful Jack Stauber short...
hmm, that short animation I just watched called "Help" by Jack Stauber really got me feeling stauberism.
Stauberism by TelevisionCore November 25, 2021

Slackerism 

belief in slacking off when the boss is out.
When speaking to one of my managers I might say "Hello Nikki, please see me after you follow up with your agents productivity reports during your absence yesterday. I sense some slackerism over there."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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