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The hottest guy in the world once you meet him you will want to have sex with him and if his first name is zack then he is greater than chuck Norris if you try to mess with a stauber then you will be taken down. he is amazing at everything especially in the bed. girls are always chasing him around just to get one touch off of him if you know stauber then you should feel very lucky. Basically a stauber is as good as god. But only if his first name happens to be Zack stauber.
i just did a stauber. i had sex three times in one night then went out and won a championship soccer game.
Stauber by awsomeness101 June 10, 2011
Stauber (noun)
A nickname for the brown fiberglass latrine found at designated campsites in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW). A Stauber is intended strictly for human waste and toilet paper. The term is a tongue-in-cheek reference to Minnesota politician Pete Stauber, coined after he introduced H.J. Res. 140, legislation aimed at opening the BWCAW to mining.
After my second cup of camp coffee, I made a beeline to the stauber to make my daily deposit.

Anyone know where the toilet paper is packed? I need to hit the stauber.

Did you fall into a stauber? You smell like shit!
stauber by BGR-Mn April 18, 2026

Jack Stauber 

an underrated YouTube musical artist who makes content that can be compared to your brain on drugs
jack stauber is best boi

Jack stauber 

Jack Stauber is THE MOST underrated artist out there, who deserves to be known by the universe
He lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he’s known for his AMAZING vhs style videos and his ICONIC beard
Person 1: Do u prefer Jack Stauber’s Tea Errors or Dead Weight?
Jack stauber by i hate me September 8, 2019

Jack Stauber 

the guy who sings in enchanting table.
person: oh hey whos jack stauber again?
other person: the guy who talks in enchanting table

Jack Stauber 

A person who makes vhs music videos!Its like weird core dream core and stuff like that.
But what mucsic video do u lke from his?
Girl: Omg is that Jack stauber?! I Like his music video called two time!
Guy:Umm Who is Jack Stauber?...
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