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A filthy little jew that lives off of the government tit. He loves to hobknob with other homosexuals and Ashkenazi jews. He also has a small penis, and will usually have no pubic hair until they reach the each of 27 years and 7 months.
Look at that little piece of jewish filth. That vile creature is probably a stauber.
by B0ner_Garage October 17, 2017
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The hottest guy in the world once you meet him you will want to have sex with him and if his first name is zack then he is greater than chuck Norris if you try to mess with a stauber then you will be taken down. he is amazing at everything especially in the bed. girls are always chasing him around just to get one touch off of him if you know stauber then you should feel very lucky. Basically a stauber is as good as god. But only if his first name happens to be Zack stauber.
i just did a stauber. i had sex three times in one night then went out and won a championship soccer game.
by awsomeness101 May 16, 2011
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