safeya is a very hot female and she attracts lots of guys, but she is only attracted to the hottest. she has great style, amazing hair and the most beautifull eyes. one of her biggest qualities is her ability on stage. she is an amazing singer, dancer and actor. no matter what she wil always steal the show. she will most probably be the bestest friend you will ever have, so make sure to value her. She has a great taste in music and is always humming to the newest hit.
Tom: dude who is that girl? She's beautiful and is such a great singer!! Wow
Ben: yeah man! That's safeya! she stole my heart the minute I saw her! But I love her not only for her looks, but her personality!! She is beinng defined!!
Safey – where selfies meet safety. A safey involves taking a picture of yourself participating in fun outdoor activities, while ‘playing it safe’.
Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.
The tag #safey is associated with these photographs and are frequently followed with similar terms #slipslopslap, #playitsafe and #safetyfirst.
Warning: Sharing your safey online could lead to viewers experiencing serious fomo.
“Man, that’s a cracker safey!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
OR
“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”
When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.
(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!
when someone is eyeing you up purely for the intentions of sex. you of course can also be giving "slageyes"
1. Oh my god, barcode was just FULL of slageyes on thursday night.
2. she had the slageyes out last night, filthy bitch!
3. that rankqueen over there's giving me slageyes. She should be put down.
Used to describe a person with slave-like behavior or mentality. Often used by Indonesian girls from an upscale upbringing (with lots of servants) to describe the kind of guy they wish to date.
Chard: What do you look for in a guy?
Salim: Nice, Slavey, Funny
Chard: What was that?
Salim: What?
Chard: You said something. In between, Nice and Funny.
Salim: You know... "Slavey" where a guy is at your beck and call.
Chard: So you basically want a slave Salim: No, no... just a slavey guy
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.