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Skype Sex 

Cyber sex is best while having skype sex using the easiest free platform called Skype.

www.SkypeSexting.com
My muff mitten was trembling like a pregnant nun after skype sex and hours of skyping like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like a prostitute with the clap. With my dangling flaps now much like a badly battered housewife, he thought it was time to start pounding my prolapsed pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a tapered nugget, I wondered?
Skype Sex by Thedurb November 27, 2019
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skype sex 

To have cybersex with someone over skype video chat
I skype sexed my Girlfrined while she was away in Ireland
skype sex by JT Dawg May 24, 2008

Skype Sex 

Two fat unattractive people waving their genetils at their respective webcams whilst talking dirty.
Dude, Alex and Johnny had skype sex last night.
Skype Sex by Logan_The_Badass March 25, 2016

Skype sex 

Showing penus and vagena while rubbing/yanking together over the app Skype.
Omg I just totally had skype sex with that hot dude from the football team
Skype sex by Dynexutie September 27, 2017

Makeup Skype Sex 

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.
My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her
Makeup Skype Sex by thetwombler February 19, 2011

skyper sex 

Sexual acts done while using the program skype, similar to cyber sex
Flora: I want cyber sex!
Rex: I want skype and sex!
Flora: How about cyber sex mixed with skype?
Rex: You mean skyper sex?!
skyper sex by Danny Blaine October 25, 2011

skypesex 

Like phonesex but geekyer. Using the program skype to talk to one another.
Man I'm so horny I'll go on skype and have me some Skypesex.
skypesex by Mark Williams February 27, 2006
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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