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The greenish white ejaculate liquid that comes out of a male orc when aroused until glorious climax. You will know its coming when the orc lets out a tremendous warcry.
Peon: "Hay yo ma, did chu peek what happened at the Grim Guzzler before the sunrise?"

Troll: "Nah mon! What be good cha?"

Peon: "Thrall sklurmed all over Jaina Proudmoore's tits mon!"
sklurm by Kryptoxic June 22, 2011
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skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.
Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.
skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015
A person that is up to no good while portraying to be a good church girl and is very manipulative.
Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
Skurch by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019
-noun, plural Skurbies

-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)

-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery



Definition:

Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.
Did you hear that Skurb from HR got canned?”

No honor among Skurbs.

I enter data, therefore I Skurb.

Skurb Life
Skurb by Ph. Crump March 17, 2008

Pheurton Skeurto 

A slightly creepy(in a good way) piano waltz, by the awesome band Sunny Day Real Estate. SDRE=Early emo music.
How will they know
Just where to find?
Under this bridge
I lie down
-Pheurton Skeurto, SDRE
A person who frequently spends time at Starbucks, not to get coffee but just to hang out for lack of anything better to do. Similar to the word mallrat, except it derives from the fact that "Starbucks" spelled backwords and minus the C is "Skubrats".
Eric: There's nothing to do around here.

Ronnie: Let's just go chill at Starbucks - but I don't want coffee, I just want to sit outside it and smoke and talk to the other people hanging out there.

Tom: You guys are such skubrats.
skubrat by Gall F March 27, 2008