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A person that is up to no good while portraying to be a good church girl and is very manipulative.
Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
Skurch by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019
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A sketchy person. Usually someone who has smoked a lot of marijuana. Originated at Lester B. Pearson by a group of kids when someone called an individual a sketch, but said skurch instead. He then became skurch.
Person 1: Yo skurch do you have an extra butt man?
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol
skurch by Annynomous October 30, 2007
Related Words
skurch Skunch skutch snurch Slurch skirch scurch skerch skulch Skurah-mootah
dece chick that shows off assets frequently
check out that skurch
skurch by nick332 July 14, 2006
Skutch (rhymes with "butch") is NOT an ebonics word (don't know where they got that idea from) and definitely does NOT mean "slut" or anything like it. It means "pest" and has been used for several generations by Italian-Americans. It comes from the Italian word, "scocciare" (pron. skoh-CHA-reh)which means "to bother or annoy".
"Stop botherin' me, ya skutch!"
skutch by Jon Blake November 7, 2003
A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for ‘snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.
That snail made a leaf boat to get to snurch. Im proud of him.
Snurch by Rachel_G July 2, 2018
I was down that the park last night and some crack head asked me for $2. I told her if I could Skulch her I'd give her the dough.
skulch by w-body October 14, 2008
Surcha is a dark minded person. Always putting herself down than bringing her spirits up. But, dont let her dark side decive you! She is really friendly and protective after you become her friend. A nice 'hello' or 'hey, how's your day been?' may just win her over and convince her you arent that bad! The only Surcha I have ever met has blonde curly hair and brown eyes. So I cant really decide if thats what Surchas actually look like. She laughs only when she finds something funny, she never fakes it. When in love.. Ohhh its a dangerous thing. She laughs more and smiles alot when in love. She is way nicer to her crush and enjoys them. When angry.. They seem to always be angry, but they really just have a {Rbf}. Not to offend anyone but, Its true! They're overly dramatic to some people, but give the best speeches. They give warm hugs and make you feel wanted. All in all, They're a great friend for years and years!!
Me: This is Surcha!

Surcha: *Stares intensely at person*

Person: Heh.. Let me go feed my lizard..

(Most like her, but some think she's crazy! Dont judge a book by it's cover though!)
Surcha by Madison14537 June 16, 2019
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