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Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

skurpes by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

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skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

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Snurpes

To inhale a hit of marijuana then taking a shot of hard alcohol before exhaling the weed smoke.

"Did you see how crossfaded Corbin got?"
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."

Snurpes by Snurplife420 September 2, 2013

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Skurves

- More than one Skurve.
- People who hassle Moles.

Skurve 1: BOFA?
Skurve 2: BOFA?
Annoyed Mole: BOFA what?
Skurve 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF
All the other Skurves: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Skurves by anichi December 30, 2004

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smurpes

A sexually transmitted disease recieved from a smurf slut or manwhore.

Dude i was fucking around with smurfette this weekend and i think i got smurpes

smurpes by JakeBrown April 30, 2008

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skupres

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

Jackie is such a skupres. I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

skupres by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

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sturpest

The ooga booga chicken nugget from mcdonalds

These sturpest nuggets are delicious

sturpest by oklkjjij October 27, 2020

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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