skurpes

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

Snurpes

To inhale a hit of marijuana then taking a shot of hard alcohol before exhaling the weed smoke.

"Did you see how crossfaded Corbin got?"
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."

by Snurplife420 September 2, 2013

Skurves

- More than one Skurve.
- People who hassle Moles.

Skurve 1: BOFA?
Skurve 2: BOFA?
Annoyed Mole: BOFA what?
Skurve 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF
All the other Skurves: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by anichi December 30, 2004

smurpes

A sexually transmitted disease recieved from a smurf slut or manwhore.

Dude i was fucking around with smurfette this weekend and i think i got smurpes

by JakeBrown April 30, 2008

skupres

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

Jackie is such a skupres. I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

sturpest

The ooga booga chicken nugget from mcdonalds

These sturpest nuggets are delicious

by oklkjjij October 27, 2020