Snurpes

To inhale a hit of marijuana then taking a shot of hard alcohol before exhaling the weed smoke.

"Did you see how crossfaded Corbin got?"
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."

by Snurplife420 September 2, 2013

skurpes

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

snurped

When you sneeze and burp simultaneously.

Guy 1: hachOOO.
Guy 2: What was that man.
Guy 1: Aww I just snurped.
Guy 2: What the heck is that?
Guy 1: You know when you are in the middle of sneezing and you burp.Come on dude.

by Snurp July 22, 2006

snurpee

Fart

Ew, did you smell her snurpee?

by TedLu September 18, 2016

Snurposing

Verb- Attempting to sleaze an old lady by talking about your mortgage.

George was trying to score a hook with my grandmother by Snurposing her after Easter Mass

by Thanosisajackass May 1, 2021

smurpes

A sexually transmitted disease recieved from a smurf slut or manwhore.

Dude i was fucking around with smurfette this weekend and i think i got smurpes

by JakeBrown April 30, 2008

Snurped

The sound snot makes when you suck it back into your brain.

Autumn snurped her snot up into her nose so Austin didn’t have to see it anymore.

by LakeStateBasic May 14, 2018