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JakeBrown's definitions
smurpes
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sexually transmitted disease
recieved
from a
smurf slut or
manwhore
.
Dude i was
fucking around
with
smurfette
this
weekend
and i think i got smurpes
by
JakeBrown
April 30, 2008
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