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Skurves

- More than one Skurve.
- People who hassle Moles.
Skurve 1: BOFA?
Skurve 2: BOFA?
Annoyed Mole: BOFA what?
Skurve 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF
All the other Skurves: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by anichi December 30, 2004
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skurpes

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.
"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."
by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009
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Skurve

- A member of Ricketts.
- A person who is liberal, offensive (see BOFA), has problems with authority, enjoys loud music, fire, the Simpsons, and Adult Swim.
- I'm a Skurve! Where's the keg at?
- Dude, that kid is totally a Skurve.
by anichi December 30, 2004
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Skurve

ghetto ebonics for a shoe. a skurve is the same word for a sneaker or shoe

plural. skurves
shamal- "yo son, check out my new skurves."
shandalier- "yea boi those are hawt, don't let nobody skuff em."
(*punk ass comes and steps on shamal's tim's*)
shamal- "you punk ass, you skuffed my skurves"
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Smurves

The plural of “smurf
A group of smurves is called a Smurf
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skurvey

(1) Used in place of Other nouns.
(2) A CRAZY pothead in Spanish class
You Sun of a skurvey, Get the Skurvey back here before i kick your skurvey back to skurvey.
by Brian McGrath May 2, 2005
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Smurves

The plural of “smurf
‘Darn it’, sighed Gargamel, his left side entirely paralyzed from the toxin, ‘This doesn’t look good, does it, Asriel?’

It was then that Gargamel took the moment to fix his thousand yard stare on his beloved cat, his friend, his only friend for so long, wishing that Asriel had even half of that moment to return his gaze, as he looked on at his dear companion as his body was shattered under the weight of the falling debris.
He couldn’t cry. He was too weak to do anything but lie in the mass of leveled ground and watch on as he spotted the final bomber approaching on the horizon.
Gargamel began to sputter and cough, perhaps from the sudden adrenaline of impending doom, though his body was now long beyond use.

‘I…’ he began, struggling to hold back his bloody coughs, ‘I just…h-hope…’; the setting sun shone one last time upon his tired, surrendered face as his stubbornly imposed his mouth into a small grin; ‘I hope those “smurves” make it…out of this…’
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