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- More than one Skurve.
- People who hassle Moles.
Skurve 1: BOFA?
Skurve 2: BOFA?
Annoyed Mole: BOFA what?
Skurve 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF
All the other Skurves: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Skurves by anichi December 30, 2004
Words you can keep
Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.
"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."
skurpes by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009
Related Words
- A member of Ricketts.
- A person who is liberal, offensive (see BOFA), has problems with authority, enjoys loud music, fire, the Simpsons, and Adult Swim.
- I'm a Skurve! Where's the keg at?
- Dude, that kid is totally a Skurve.
Skurve by anichi December 30, 2004
ghetto ebonics for a shoe. a skurve is the same word for a sneaker or shoe

plural. skurves
shamal- "yo son, check out my new skurves."
shandalier- "yea boi those are hawt, don't let nobody skuff em."
(*punk ass comes and steps on shamal's tim's*)
shamal- "you punk ass, you skuffed my skurves"
The plural of “smurf
A group of smurves is called a Smurf
Smurves by Star_Index August 25, 2021
(1) Used in place of Other nouns.
(2) A CRAZY pothead in Spanish class
You Sun of a skurvey, Get the Skurvey back here before i kick your skurvey back to skurvey.
skurvey by Brian McGrath May 2, 2005
The plural of “smurf
‘Darn it’, sighed Gargamel, his left side entirely paralyzed from the toxin, ‘This doesn’t look good, does it, Asriel?’

It was then that Gargamel took the moment to fix his thousand yard stare on his beloved cat, his friend, his only friend for so long, wishing that Asriel had even half of that moment to return his gaze, as he looked on at his dear companion as his body was shattered under the weight of the falling debris.
He couldn’t cry. He was too weak to do anything but lie in the mass of leveled ground and watch on as he spotted the final bomber approaching on the horizon.
Gargamel began to sputter and cough, perhaps from the sudden adrenaline of impending doom, though his body was now long beyond use.

‘I…’ he began, struggling to hold back his bloody coughs, ‘I just…h-hope…’; the setting sun shone one last time upon his tired, surrendered face as his stubbornly imposed his mouth into a small grin; ‘I hope those “smurves” make it…out of this…’
Smurves by Star_Index August 30, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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