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skurpes
skurpes by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009
Skurve
- A member of Ricketts.
- A person who is liberal, offensive (see BOFA), has problems with authority, enjoys loud music, fire, the Simpsons, and Adult Swim.
- A person who is liberal, offensive (see BOFA), has problems with authority, enjoys loud music, fire, the Simpsons, and Adult Swim.
Skurve
shamal- "yo son, check out my new skurves."
shandalier- "yea boi those are hawt, don't let nobody skuff em."
(*punk ass comes and steps on shamal's tim's*)
shamal- "you punk ass, you skuffed my skurves"
shandalier- "yea boi those are hawt, don't let nobody skuff em."
(*punk ass comes and steps on shamal's tim's*)
shamal- "you punk ass, you skuffed my skurves"
Skurve by bethany is a fat bitch snich ass punk ni**** June 18, 2006
Smurves
Smurves by Star_Index August 25, 2021
skurvey
skurvey by Brian McGrath May 2, 2005
Smurves
‘Darn it’, sighed Gargamel, his left side entirely paralyzed from the toxin, ‘This doesn’t look good, does it, Asriel?’
It was then that Gargamel took the moment to fix his thousand yard stare on his beloved cat, his friend, his only friend for so long, wishing that Asriel had even half of that moment to return his gaze, as he looked on at his dear companion as his body was shattered under the weight of the falling debris.
He couldn’t cry. He was too weak to do anything but lie in the mass of leveled ground and watch on as he spotted the final bomber approaching on the horizon.
Gargamel began to sputter and cough, perhaps from the sudden adrenaline of impending doom, though his body was now long beyond use.
‘I…’ he began, struggling to hold back his bloody coughs, ‘I just…h-hope…’; the setting sun shone one last time upon his tired, surrendered face as his stubbornly imposed his mouth into a small grin; ‘I hope those “smurves” make it…out of this…’
It was then that Gargamel took the moment to fix his thousand yard stare on his beloved cat, his friend, his only friend for so long, wishing that Asriel had even half of that moment to return his gaze, as he looked on at his dear companion as his body was shattered under the weight of the falling debris.
He couldn’t cry. He was too weak to do anything but lie in the mass of leveled ground and watch on as he spotted the final bomber approaching on the horizon.
Gargamel began to sputter and cough, perhaps from the sudden adrenaline of impending doom, though his body was now long beyond use.
‘I…’ he began, struggling to hold back his bloody coughs, ‘I just…h-hope…’; the setting sun shone one last time upon his tired, surrendered face as his stubbornly imposed his mouth into a small grin; ‘I hope those “smurves” make it…out of this…’
Smurves by Star_Index August 30, 2021
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