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A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.
Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!
smurdess by Mista Milla October 11, 2007
Snurpes
"Did you see how crossfaded Corbin got?"
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."
"Yeah man he was doing snurpes after snurpes after snurpes."
Snurpes by Snurplife420 September 2, 2013
Smurves
Smurves by Star_Index August 25, 2021
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Smurves
‘Darn it’, sighed Gargamel, his left side entirely paralyzed from the toxin, ‘This doesn’t look good, does it, Asriel?’
It was then that Gargamel took the moment to fix his thousand yard stare on his beloved cat, his friend, his only friend for so long, wishing that Asriel had even half of that moment to return his gaze, as he looked on at his dear companion as his body was shattered under the weight of the falling debris.
He couldn’t cry. He was too weak to do anything but lie in the mass of leveled ground and watch on as he spotted the final bomber approaching on the horizon.
Gargamel began to sputter and cough, perhaps from the sudden adrenaline of impending doom, though his body was now long beyond use.
‘I…’ he began, struggling to hold back his bloody coughs, ‘I just…h-hope…’; the setting sun shone one last time upon his tired, surrendered face as his stubbornly imposed his mouth into a small grin; ‘I hope those “smurves” make it…out of this…’
It was then that Gargamel took the moment to fix his thousand yard stare on his beloved cat, his friend, his only friend for so long, wishing that Asriel had even half of that moment to return his gaze, as he looked on at his dear companion as his body was shattered under the weight of the falling debris.
He couldn’t cry. He was too weak to do anything but lie in the mass of leveled ground and watch on as he spotted the final bomber approaching on the horizon.
Gargamel began to sputter and cough, perhaps from the sudden adrenaline of impending doom, though his body was now long beyond use.
‘I…’ he began, struggling to hold back his bloody coughs, ‘I just…h-hope…’; the setting sun shone one last time upon his tired, surrendered face as his stubbornly imposed his mouth into a small grin; ‘I hope those “smurves” make it…out of this…’
Smurves by Star_Index August 30, 2021