skull- 'et

A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett.

Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over.

If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle.

skullett by philbad May 19, 2005

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skillatio

Half "skill" and half "fellatio". Meaning a chick has a great ability to give head.

That chick I met at the bar last night had incredible skillatio.

skillatio by O.D.Byrd October 27, 2009

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SkullPatrick

A man that uses others when they are useful to him then casts them to the side when he has run out of uses for them. Extremely fake and will act like a chad even though he simps for women so that he can get nudes and other sexual favors. A shitty person to have as a friend and a master at the art of "capping."

Bro 1: Yo i don't want my friend SkullPatrick to be mad at me.
Bro 2: You know he hates you , right? He deadass doesn't like you and has been using you.
Bro 1: Oh...

SkullPatrick by IcePenguin6969 April 29, 2020

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skullatio

The act of sucking a guy off so hard you suck his skull out the head of his penis, much like the phrase "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch".

Man, look at those hoover lips, I bet she gives rocking skullatio!

skullatio by Airo September 26, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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