Someone who just goes crazy at every instance, they're most likely extremely tall, or taller than most of their age group. They're also most likely chinese, because the name sculation derives from the qing dynasty.
"Sculation is so sexy!"
"OMG! Sculation is so tall, I bet he could dominate me!"
"Gosh darn, Sculation rejected me, my life is now over."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)