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skuf is croatian axiom that stands for unit of measurment that describes ones meticulous nature.
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average persons measures between 40-60 skufs,
a person that weights 100 skufs is organized to the point of anal-retentive on the opositi e human with 0 skufs is totaly unorganized an sloppy
skuf by mirko as August 18, 2008
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Skuf (Skufidon) - Russian slang term for unkempt men over their 30s. These people usually support Russian government. They go bald quite early, do not care of themselves and consider looking after self a sign of homosexuality. The term has a strongly negative connotation.
- He spends all his weekends on the computer, he's a real skuf.
- Waking up one morning after a restless sleep, Gregor Zamza found that he had turned into a skuf in his bed
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Skuf by suhar1k11 March 14, 2024
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An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.
*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"
Something that’s just way to dark or messed up.
Did you hear that Jerry printed out women’s nudes from our school into pokecards. Now that’s Skuffed.
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Compressed THC marijuana crystal. The finest shit (marijuana) you'll ever find.
Skuff is the king of skunk (shit, marijuana)!
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Pronunciation: (skoo-fij)

a state of complete and utter coolness. Reaching a level of zen far above anything seen before. Often used as an expression in response to a statement made by a peer, replacing such words as "cool" or "sweet." Having skuffage is far above being cool or sweet.
Person 1: I just hit the lottery.

Person 2: Skuffage!!

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British slang for a traphouse which is basically a house that holds the purpose of being the marketplace for drugs.

Can also mean a house in a very low income area.
Lad 1: ay blad, client at yer skufna soon come yea?
Lad 2: mad ting bruv
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