An indescribable sexy
dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it
may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate
talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.
Person 1: You tried the
foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my
foot, slammed into my wall, and
now have a slight concussion.