skrooming

The joining of two words being Skype and grooming

A sexual predator grooming a young person using Skype is said to be skrooming

by tacitic October 15, 2013

sprooking

When you go out looking to pick up girls, but you actually want to pick up guys

Johnno: yea cusss let’s go out for a sprook

Johnno: nah cusss I wanna go for coffee and go sprooking

Spyro: hey Johnno, let’s get a coffee tonight.
Johnno: sorry babe, I’m going sprooking tonight

by Bashit January 26, 2018

scooming

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.

*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'

by CarlJay May 1, 2018

Shroomin

The act of tripping on or being under the influence of psychedelic mushrooms.

Guy 1: Why are pupils so huge

Guy 2: Im shroomin

by Adam July 5, 2004

sprooting

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009

Shroominoid

Becoming extremely paranoid while under the affect of hallucinogenic mushshrooms.

Dude, lets dip its the boys! Calm the fuck down man thats a minivan your shroominoid.

by Sir Trips A Lot September 4, 2010

sarooting

Texting or using any means of communication to communicate with someone across the room. Sarootee can be used to talk behind someone's back or just because you are to lazy to open your mouth.

Steven is sarooting me now because we do not want Keenan to know what we are talking about.

by bcwn13 January 31, 2010