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Skrooning

When you masturbate to hard that your penis turns purple and or red. Due to internal bleeding.
Man yesterday my skrooning streak ended cause my tip fell off.
by Superbrainrotdude23 April 26, 2025
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spooning sleep

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.
After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !
by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016
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Spooning

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.
Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters
by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016
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Swooning

The act of falling head over heals in love with someone.
I’m swooning over him, he’s so perfect in my eyes.
by kyry May 7, 2019
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sprooking

When you go out looking to pick up girls, but you actually want to pick up guys
Johnno: yea cusss let’s go out for a sprook

Johnno: nah cusss I wanna go for coffee and go sprooking

Spyro: hey Johnno, let’s get a coffee tonight.
Johnno: sorry babe, I’m going sprooking tonight
by Bashit January 26, 2018
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cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows
"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"
by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008
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Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015
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