skroomer 

The joining of two words being Skype and groomer

A sexual predator groomer using Skype to groom a young person is said to be a skroomer

skroomer by tacitic October 15, 2013

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.

9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.

shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004

shroomery 

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.

If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.

shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020

shroomerite 

One who is a member of the shroomery.

Yeah I was just hanging out with those shroomerites, it was a blast, as always.

shroomerite by shroomerite February 12, 2005

Shroomer 

(Adjective):
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.

(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)

Jack: "What the hell is Tim doing on top of the house?"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"

Shroomer by KevinH112 August 18, 2009

Shroomerian

a person whos religious knowledge and experience comes from the psychedelic use of mushrooms. A shroomerian is a self proclaimed religion coming from the word shroom which is the psychedelic mushroom. These are people who would rather not follow society but do "their own thing" which involves religious excursions in the mountains or practically any good place to achieve knowledge and attain more spirituality in life rather than go to church and pray for something that you are not sure that is there. Faith is just a word society needs to say to get that feeling of courage in them so they can move on with life.

Hey man what religion are you?

Shroomerian how about you?

Hey man i understand the secret of life!

Good, welcome to the other side.

Shroomerian too? got enough for two?

Yeah man, here! see you on the other side!

Shroomerian by RGAMushroom January 17, 2011

mean shroomer

A person who acts unusually mean after eating magic mushrooms

Ex 1: Evan: Ben!!! Get me a fucking orange juice or i'll kill you!!!

Ex 2: Evan: Ben, I swear to fucking God if i had a gun i would have shot you (when Evan said that it scared me)

mean shroomer by benormous September 19, 2005