skrimple

One who grows shrimp religiously

Griffins a real skrimple

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Shrimple

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.

“That guy has a shrimp!”
“Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”

by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

Scrimpleton

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.

That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.

by Goat1000 May 29, 2007

skrimble

the act of exploring buildings at night like the little gremlin you are

lets go skrimble tomorrow night - maybe we can find something cool!

by Stahrfighter October 31, 2022

strimple

What happens when women can't make it to the bathroom on a "heavy" day.

"Damn, I just strimpled, and these are my new underwear!"

by Ellalicious October 31, 2006

skrimpfest

The party beyond all parties. Probably the most awesome event on the planet. Skrimpfest usually happens somewhere in Southeast Asia.

Jay Z: Yo, Jack! Are you going to Skrimpfest next week?

Jack Johnson: Fuck yeah, dude! I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to Bali for a few days and then I’ll catch a flight up there.

Jay Z: Tight! See you there, bro!

by Stoned publishing June 22, 2020