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A Skowski is a man that plays with his man junk for days, or men that take it big time up the dummper hole and love to get it on with hot, steaming, hairy, sexy water buffalos, also pop chubbys when they shit on eachothers chest.

TEE-HEE
did u see those skowski's last night now there chests smell like straight up shit.
skowski by T.Merrill January 4, 2010
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Snowskiing

When a girl gives two hand jobs at the same time
Tiffany went snowskiing last night on bill and ted
Snowskiing by Bill and Ted December 14, 2002

sakowski 

When you dip your balls in maple syrup and teabag your waffles to transfer it.
Hey Aaron, will you come Sakowski this waffle? It's too dry.
sakowski by DairyFuehrer9001 December 21, 2016
Used as a pronoun to take the place of any person place thing or etc that is pre-understood by both people.
"Grab me a skonski out of the fridge" (here, it is understood that the person wants a beer from the fridge)

"Skonski over here is being a real douchebag"
(here, it is being used to describe a person who happens to be a douchebag)

"yo, skonski, grab me the skonski out of the skonski"

(used only by the most advanced, it really could mean anything, but used only when both people know exactly what is going on)
Skonski by Mal H. October 16, 2008
A person who plays video games rather than going to school, or work, or anything outside of the house. Loves to eat hot cheetos. Always chews with their mouth open and first word of any response is "well...." as they are slow to think of something to say. Slowski's tend to be above average on size. Usually has hands in pockets of jeans or sweatshirt, hat is usually towards a side.
"Come on Slowski! Put the xbox controller down!"
Slowski by cheetohater February 4, 2010

Snowskid 

A snowflake that is a skid.
Don't trust dan with your opinion on his "script," he's a snowskid.
Snowskid by anonymous September 28, 2020
means a friend / brother - show
yo wys showski
Showski by seizetheirfunds December 1, 2025
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