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stoneskin
A spell that Red Mages and White Mages can cast in Final Fantasy XI that absorbs all physical and magical damage, including AOE (area-of-attack) skills and magics.
stoneskin by Jormungandr September 1, 2005
SkonesMickLoud
A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.
SkonesMickLoud by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009
Skonski
Used as a pronoun to take the place of any person place thing or etc that is pre-understood by both people.
"Grab me a skonski out of the fridge" (here, it is understood that the person wants a beer from the fridge)
"Skonski over here is being a real douchebag"
(here, it is being used to describe a person who happens to be a douchebag)
"yo, skonski, grab me the skonski out of the skonski"
(used only by the most advanced, it really could mean anything, but used only when both people know exactly what is going on)
"Skonski over here is being a real douchebag"
(here, it is being used to describe a person who happens to be a douchebag)
"yo, skonski, grab me the skonski out of the skonski"
(used only by the most advanced, it really could mean anything, but used only when both people know exactly what is going on)
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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